Cette Fille Mary: Archive

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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that awkward moment when your best friends from...

it’s cool though. it’s been like 2 years since I was invited to anything. and I guess some of us aren’t even facebook friends anymore. I totally didn’t waste my life on you guys or anything.

Dec 29th

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Bradley Fenstermaker

is definitely the luckiest man I know. Either you’ve lucked out of the chillest girls on the internet or you have one of the most committed trolls I’ve ever seen. I assume you’re too much of a gentleman to track the IP. This is my new favorite TV show.

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

Oh Big Bang Theory, How Do I Hate Thee? Let Me... →

Dec 28th

I AM THE NEW QUEEN EVERYONE

samwinchestercriesthroughsex: cettefillemary replied to your post: oh god saw someone post about how they’ve kissed… Don’t worry. I’m still winning… by a lot. good. you are the new whore queen. thank you for taking my crown. really. this is not sarcasm. thank you I could be embarassed but I’m more excited that I have an excuse to break out the Easy A GIFs

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

Partying on New Year's Eve?

fauxxe: Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.

Dec 27th

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cettefillemary replied to your post: "You said you...

chartreuseteacup: Hahaha oh my gosh, I thought you were mad at me because you thought I didn’t want to hang out yesterday! And OH MY GOSH it’s Mr. Darcy’s letter! bahahahaha I feel so silly right now! Sometimes people underestimate my affinity for puns.

Dec 27th

Don't Be Absurd. →

Dec 27th

Cassidy's Real Identity

Cassidy: This is why I can't drive. I'd be staring out the window looking at the stars...
Mary: ...and you'd run into like four cars without noticing. 
Cassidy: The police would be chasing me! Let's catch the Zodiac Killer!
 Mary laughs hysterically
Cassidy: I'm so good at puns.

Dec 27th

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Growing up is the worst.

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Like Fantasy? Like Free things? Looking for...

always-be-a-lover-in-captivity: The Peasant Queen

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Do my eyes mislead me or...

fijimountainwater: Read More I’m assuming you’re referring to a party that’s not mine because you said nothing about your awesome favorite cousin or delicious capri sun or general Perry merriment. That shit can’t be implied.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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TL;DR

The following is religious stuff so feel free to skip it if you’re not into that. And apparently the ‘READ MORE’ line is merely a cruel joke. Because it won’t work if I don’t leave that line in it. Seriously? It makes me sad when I get so excited about Jesus’ birth and I feel like I have no one to share it with. I don’t know any Christians who are open...

Dec 24th

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Adorable Tumblr Suggestions Box covered with snow...

Dec 24th

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